- Marjorie Stewart: It's one thing taking over the world, but do they have to take over the kitchen too? It's all sausage, cabbage and black bread.
- Heron: We're between a rock and a hard place. If the Brits win the war, we're stuck with fish and chips. If the Germans win the war, we're stuck with this menu.
- Henry Hayes: So, what's happened there then?
- Freddy Alvarez: It looks like they've been plugged full of arrows, Haysey.
- Henry Hayes: Well, where did the arrows go?
- Freddy Alvarez: Straight through them.
- Anders Lassen: There were two more round the other side.
- Henry Hayes: Where are they now?
- Anders Lassen: Same place as these two. Nazi heaven.
- Geoffrey Appleyard: So if I understand correctly, we're currently here in La Palma. We'll sail around German controlled Africa to Fernando Po, which is just north of the Equator, just off the West African coast.
- Freddy Alvarez: So that's the shortest route?
- Geoffrey Appleyard: Yes, but we don't want to go shorter. Our priority is not to be seen.
- Henry Hayes: You mean be seen again.
- Geoffrey Appleyard: Again? Getting a little sloppy on us now, Gussy? Had a run-in already?
- Gus March-Phillips: Never mind us, Apple, old boy. Remind me again how you found your nipples attached to a car battery.
- Geoffrey Appleyard: Yes. Wasn't my fault. Bad intelligence. Plus, it was almost worth it to watch the heart-snatcher at work.
- Anders Lassen: I'm better known as a lover than a fighter.
- Henry Hayes: Jesus Christ! If that's how you fight, I'd hate to see you love.
- Anders Lassen: You don't have to worry about that, you're too pretty for me. Freddy, on the other hand...
- Freddy Alvarez: You'd have to catch me first.
- Anders Lassen: I do love to hunt.
- Freddy Alvarez: You'd be lucky.
- Anders Lassen: I'm really getting quite hot.
- Gus March-Phillips: Haysey, you're with me. We go left. Freddy, Lassen, you go right. Fill your boots, gentlemen, and bon appetite. See you at the tower. And remember gentlemen, try to have fun.
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