2 Guns (2013)

Denzel Washington: Bobby

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Quotes 

• Bobby : You never heard the saying, never rob a bank across from a diner with the best donuts in three counties?

• [from trailer] 

  [Bobby and Stig have each other in a sleeper hold] 

  Bobby : All right, all right! On the count of three, we'll let each other go.

  Stig : All right.

  Bobby : One, two, three.

  [nothing happens] 

  Stig : Now you're making me not be able to trust you.

• Bobby : [to waitress]  I'm very sorry about my friend. He was kicked in the head as a child.

• Stig : They're torturing chickens, man!

  Bobby : What is that you're eating.

  Stig : A chicken.

• [last lines] 

  Stig : You know, for a guy who just blew up $43 million, all of a sudden you are a very generous tipper.

  Bobby : Who said I blew up $43 million?

  Stig : What *are* you saying?

  Bobby : I'm not saying anything. What are you hearing?

  Stig : I'm hearing something. You're saying something.

  Bobby : Well, if you're hearing it, it's only because you're hearing it, not 'cause I'm saying it.

  Stig : How much did you keep? Two million? That's like one each.

  Bobby : Oh so now you get half?

  Stig : Well, I shot half the guys.

  Bobby : So?

  Stig : Two million?

  Bobby : [winks] 

• Bobby : I guess we can both talk to him at the same time.

  Stig : What, like we're working together?

  Bobby : No, not like we're working together.

  Stig : [excitedly]  Yeah!

  Bobby : No, like we're working in the same, uh vicinity.

  Stig : Together.

  Bobby : In the same... area code.

  Stig : Together.

  Bobby : The same county.

• [from trailer] 

  Bobby : So, partner, what's your plan?

  Stig : I got a plan. I mean, I'm capable of coming up with a plan.

  Bobby : I'm not saying you're not capable. I'm just saying you haven't told me. What is it?

  Stig : I'm working on it!

  [beat] 

  Stig : Screw it.

  [Stig floors it sending the cops after them] 

  Bobby : That was your plan?

  Stig : No one expected it! You should have seen your face!

• Bobby : Did you just wink at him?

  Stig : I did just winked at him 'cause he's my bitch now!

  Bobby : Uh-oh!

• [from trailer] 

  [Stig crashes into Bobby in a truck] 

  Bobby : Pull over!

  Stig : Did you miss me?

• Earl : You ever play Russian roulette?

  [as he removes all but one bullet] 

  Earl : Thing is, most people put the gun to the temple. Well, that's just stupid. You blow a man's head off 'fore he's had a chance to tell you what you wanna know.

  Bobby : Mess up your suit, too.

• Deb : Did you ever love me?

  Bobby : I really meant to love you.

• Jessup : I don't like coming to funerals of my own men.

  Bobby : Well then don't come. Don't come.

• Deb : [guns drawn on each other]  Bobby?

  Bobby : You said, stop by any time.

• Bobby : If Papi knew we were even talkin' about rippin' off Tres Cruces it would be **our** heads in that bag next to the potato salad.

  Stig : No way. Our two heads would never fit in a bag that small.