Elf (2003)
Peter Dinklage: Miles Finch
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Quotes
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Buddy : [thinking Miles is an elf] Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here?
Miles Finch : Hey, jackweed, I get more action in a week than you've had in your entire life. I've got houses in L.A., Paris and Vail. In each one, a 70 inch plasma screen. So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face before I come over there and SMACK it off! You feeling strong, my friend? Call me elf one more time.
Buddy : [after a pause] He's an angry elf.
[Miles promptly attacks him]
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Miles Finch : [Buddy has just innocently called Miles an 'elf' because of his stature, and Miles is clearly very offended, and daring him] Call me an elf.
Buddy : You're an elf!
[Miles attacks Buddy]
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Miles Finch : [pitching ideas for a book] No tomatoes. Too vulnerable. Kids, they're already vulnerable.
Walter : See, I told you guys. I told them the same thing...
Miles Finch : And no farms. Everyone's pushing small town rural. A farm book would just be white noise.