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Quotes
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Big Chris : It's been emotional.
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Little Chris : Fuckin' hell John, do you always walk around with this in your pocket?
Big Chris : Hey! You use language like that again son, you'll wish you hadn't!
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Big Chris : [Big Chris has just explained that Eddie is in debt with Hatchet Harry] I understand if this has come as a bit of a shock. But let me tell you how this can be resolved by you, a good father.
JD : Go on.
Big Chris : He likes your bar.
JD : Yes?
Big Chris : He wants your bar.
JD : And?
Big Chris : Do you want me to draw you a picture?
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Big Chris : All right, son: roll them guns up, count the money, and put your seat belt on.
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"Hatchet" Harry : It's about time you paid our young friends a visit, Chris. Today's the day and mum's the word, and I can't have that, can I?
Big Chris : No, 'Arry, you can't.
"Hatchet" Harry : I mean, it's a liberty. And I can't have liberties taken, can I, Barry?
Barry the Baptist : No, 'Arry, you can't.
"Hatchet" Harry : I mean, it's enough to give me the arsehole. And I can't have the arsehole, can I, boys?
Big Chris , Barry the Baptist : No, 'Arry, you can't.
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"Hatchet" Harry : How did you get your hands on these, then?
Big Chris : The boys had 'em. I know you like these sort of things, wondered if you wanted 'em.
"Hatchet" Harry : Yeah, I'll have 'em.
Barry the Baptist : Was it hard work getting the money?
Big Chris : Not especially. Upset a few characters, though.
"Hatchet" Harry : Have you counted it?
Big Chris : Yeah, it's all there to the pound.
"Hatchet" Harry : And they were gonna pay?
Big Chris : Looks like it. But who knows? The opportunity was there. In my experience, it's best to take that opportunity. If it's there.
"Hatchet" Harry : Good work, Chris.
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[Traffic wardens becoming a deus ex machina]
Big Chris : It's a thirty second drive or a five minute walk. I couldn't have parked outside. I'd have got a ticket!
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Big Chris : [Slamming Dog's head with a car door] Never ever has anyone ever been as fucking rude to me as you Dog, fucking bastard!