Clueless (1995)
Donald Faison: Murray
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Quotes
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Murray : Your man Christian is a cake boy!
Murray : He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I'm saying?
Cher : Uh-uh, no way, not even!
Murray : Yes, even; he's gay!
Dionne : He does like to shop, Cher. And the boy can dress.
Cher : Oh, my God, l am totally buggin'. l feel like such a bonehead.
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Murray : Woman, lend me fi' dollas.
Dionne : Murray, I have asked you repeatedly not to call me "woman".
Murray : Excuse me, "Ms. Dionne."
Dionne : Thank you.
Murray : Okay, but, street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily in misogynistic undertones.
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Murray : Woman, why don't you be answerin' any of my pages?
Dionne : I hate when you call me woman.
Murray : Where you been all weekend? What's up? You been jeepin' behind my back?
Dionne : Jeepin'? Jeepin'? No. But, speaking of vehicular sex, perhaps you can explain how this cheap K-Mart hair extension got into the backseat of your car.
Murray : I don't know where that came from. That looks like one of your little stringy somethin' or an others you got over here.
Dionne : I do not wear polyester hair, okay? Unlike some people I know like Shawana.
Cher : Dee, I'm outty.
Dionne : Bye.
Murray : Why do you got to go there? Why do you gotta go there? Is it that time of the month again?
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Dionne : [about Murray shaving his head] Why do you care what *he* thinks, Murray? I'm the one who has to look at you! What am I gonna do with you now? And right before the yearbook pictures? What am I gonna tell my grandchildren? You know what? That's it...
Murray : That's it!
Dionne : You wanna play games?
Murray : You wanna play games?
Dionne : I'm calling your mother!
Murray : Wait! Don't call my mom! Don't call my mom...
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Cher : [Talking with Dionne while Murray is coaching her on driving] Actually going all the way is like a really big decision... I can't believe i was so capricious about it... Dee, i almost had sex with him!
Murray : You almost had sex with who?
Cher : Christian.
Murray : [laughs]
Dionne : What?
Murray : Yo, look, are you bitches blind or something?