Liar's Beach
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A new take on Agatha Christie’s classic murder mystery The Mysterious Affair at Styles, with iconic detective Hercule Poirot recast as a brilliant, brash teen girl named Holiday, and narrated by her childhood friend Linden, an athlete-scholar who fits right in at his elite prep school—all the while hiding some secrets of his own.
Linden knows he doesn’t belong in elite Martha’s Vineyard. But when his prep school roommate, Jasper, invites him to spend the end of the summer at August House, his family’s massive beachfront estate, Linden tries to fit in. It’s not hard--after all, he’s been lying for years. And he’s not the only one….
Everyone at August House is ready for a wicked good time So when someone is found unconscious in the pool after a night of partying, it’s quickly labeled an accident. But Linden begins to wonder. . .
As does Holiday, Linden’s childhood friend and the only person on the island who knows the truth about his humble background. There’s nothing Holiday loves more than a mystery, and she’s convinced there’s a killer on the Vineyard. And now it’s up to them to figure out who.
"Pulse-pounding."—PW
"Scorching."—Kirkus Reviews
Katie Cotugno
Katie Cotugno is the New York Times bestselling author of Birds of California and Meet the Benedettos as well as eight novels for young adults. She is also the coauthor (with Candace Bushnell) of Rules for Being a Girl. She lives in Boston with her family.
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Reviews for Liar's Beach
15 ratings2 reviews
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
May 29, 2023
By the end of the story, I was glad none of the characters, except possibly Holiday, would ever cross my path. Their likability index is pretty low and their treatment of each others and those who work for them or serve then in town is rude. Blended into this are a number of threads. Linden's need to keep a number of secrets, who might have left Greg for dead in the pool, and what exactly happened in the accident that left his ankle a disaster, possibly ending his lacrosse career. By the end of the book, some mysteries are solved, but some are not, leaving me to feel like I needed more. - Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5
Apr 13, 2023
Edgy, contained and brilliant!
Michael Linden practised fitting into the preppy school he was enrolled at on a sports scholarship. He’s as far away from this rich, entitled crowd as Earth is to Mars, and then some.
An invitation to his “buddy” Jasper Kendrick’s summer place at Martha’s Vineyard might be fun. After all he’s trying to be one of the crowd. That is, until someone’s found at the bottom of the pool after a party. Someone the family had reason to dislike.
Jasper’s twin sister Eliza is very attractive but somewhat unpredictable. Of course some of the guys from Bartley are on the island. It all one big elitist club. Jasper’s parents seem to spend time at the country club and out to dinner, leaving the group alone. Jasper’s father had been sued over some financial issues. He was sent to jail. The father of a family who’d been close friends and had originally hooked Mr. Kendrick up with his financial advisor had received community service in exchange for giving evidence. No love lost! There’s a strange frisson that runs beneath this family. Hard to grasp hold of.
Surprisingly Michael meets up with his childhood friend, Holiday Proctor. Holiday’s parents are academics, somewhat bohemian, egalitarian and kind. He and Holiday had spent their formative years together when Michael’s mom kept house for them.
Holiday is a different type to Jasper and his group. She’s somewhat of a goth, an individual and independent. Holiday decides they should investigate. After all, what if this wasn’t an accident?
The finding of truths can be releasing, dangerous and very complicated. One things for sure money and position doesn’t necessarily make for happiness. Mind you survival might not be a problem.
A summer holiday turns into a nightmare of mystery. Friendships are sometimes only temporary, other times much more.
An incisive, intriguing mystery!
A Delacorte ARC via NetGalley.
Many thanks to the author and publisher.
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Liar's Beach - Katie Cotugno
1
Ten days before the police cars cruised silently down the driveway at August House and we all became a national news story, Jasper picked me up at the ferry in Vineyard Haven.
There he is,
Jasper called, slouching elegantly against the driver’s side door of the Mercedes in sunglasses and a crisp white button-down rolled to the elbows. He looked like a magazine ad for a cologne called Entitlement. What’s up, Linden?
He grabbed my duffel, tossing it carelessly into the back of the forest-green coupe. I thought you were coming in last night.
The buttery leather of the passenger seat was cool through my T-shirt as I slid into the car. Ferry was full,
I lied. In fact, one of the other checkers at the grocery where I’d been working since June needed a shift covered, and even though I was technically done for the summer—the dorms at Bartley opened in two weeks—I wasn’t in any position to be turning down the cash. It wasn’t the first money-related fib I’d told Jasper, or any of our friends from boarding school in Northampton. And, in all likelihood, it wouldn’t be the last.
Jasper shrugged, incurious. Well, I’m glad you’re here, anyway. How’s your foot?
I wiggled my pale, skinny-looking ankle, just recently liberated from its fiberglass boot. Still attached.
Then, not particularly wanting to talk about it, I raised my eyebrows. What about you? Summer as dire as you thought it would be?
Total fucking snoozer,
Jasper said, peeling out of the parking lot. Every day I think about committing a murder just to spice things up.
He glanced at me out of the corner of his eye. I’ll try to control myself now that you’re here, I guess.
Gentlemanly of you.
Yeah, well, I’m a gentleman.
We cruised through Vineyard Haven, passing mom-and-pop clam shacks nestled between luxury boutiques and Michelin-star restaurants. I’d been to Martha’s Vineyard once before, as a little kid; some guy my mom was dating at the time had a summer rental in Edgartown and invited us out for the weekend. I think he was auditioning to be my new dad and spent forty-eight hours calling me bud and trying to convince me to toss a Frisbee around with him. In retaliation I accidentally-on-purpose stepped on a jellyfish and spent most of the weekend reading waterlogged mysteries under an umbrella, scowling as hard as I possibly could.
How was the internship?
Jasper asked now, turning down the volume on the radio. The Mercedes was glamorously vintage enough that it didn’t have Bluetooth, static crackling intermittently as we reached the outskirts of town. It was more rural here than I remembered, dense woods out one window and long stretches of beach out the other, the haunted Gatsby green of summer exploding all around us.
What?
I blinked. Oh, it was fine. Also extremely fucking boring.
That was an invention too, an internship at a law firm in Post Office Square back at home. It was a stupid lie, the kind of thing that was easily fact-checked, but back at the beginning of the summer, Jasper kept making noise about coming to visit me in Boston, and it helped to have an excuse about why I was too busy.
We pulled off the main road and cruised for another ten minutes down a winding dirt lane, the occasional flare of sunlight sneaking through the dense, leafy canopy overhead. Every once in a while we passed what I assumed were private driveways, but for the most part the effect was more remote wilderness than island paradise. I was just starting to wonder if maybe I’d misunderstood what he’d said about his parents’ place being at the beach when all at once the landscape opened up and there it was, standing tall and grand and enormous against the shocking blue sky.
So,
Jasper said, this is August House.
Uh.
I cleared my throat. Sweet.
Over the last few years I’d gotten pretty good at not acting impressed by other people’s giant houses, but I had to work to keep a straight face as he pulled into the circular drive, crushed seashells crunching under the wheels of the convertible. August House was a massive old white-shingled situation with a wide wraparound porch and a second-floor balcony and an actual, honest-to-god turret, plus a widow’s walk up on the roof. Hydrangeas lined the walkway in an explosion of pink and blue and purple. An American flag flapped cheerily in the breeze.
I tried not to gape as I climbed out of the passenger seat, Jasper killing the engine and tucking the keys up under the visor. Leave that,
he said when I reached for my duffel. Dean will bring it up.
I had no idea who Dean was, but I slung the bag over my shoulder anyway and followed Jasper through a white wooden gate and past a meticulously tended vegetable garden off to the side of the house. Out in the backyard was a giant bean-shaped pool flanked by a neat row of wooden lounge chairs and a covered patio housing a table with seating for twelve at least. A gap in the tall green hedges led to a staircase directly down to the beach: I could hear the waves crashing, smell the sharp brine of the ocean.
Linden is here,
Jasper announced, opening a second gate onto the pool deck.
Wells saluted from the water, where he was floating on an enormous inflatable raft shaped like a unicorn, his pale skin gone summer tan. Hey, bro,
he called, what’s up?
Not much.
I grinned. Jasper’s brother had graduated from Bartley two years earlier, back when we were freshmen. He was a business major at Harvard now, though according to Jasper, he spent most of his time getting drunk at the Owl Clubhouse on Holyoke Street. Nice ride.
Thinking about entering her in the Head of the Charles this year,
he replied, then nodded at a guy sprawled on a lounge chair in a pair of lime-green swim trunks. That’s Doc; he lives down the beach. Doc, Linden; Linden, Doc. Linden’s first name isn’t Linden. Doc’s first name isn’t Doc.
I looked across the patio in not-entirely-pleasant surprise. We…actually know each other,
I confessed.
I mean, not formally.
Doc extended a smooth brown hand in my direction. What’s up, dude?
Oh shit,
Jasper said before I could answer, that’s right, you guys are both lax nerds.
He grinned. There’s definitely a joke in there about like, sticks and balls or some fucking thing, so just pretend it was funny, okay?
We always pretend you’re funny,
Doc reminded him, but his dark eyes were on me as we shook. You still starting for Bartley this fall?
he asked. I heard you busted your ankle back in the spring.
Oh yeah,
I managed with what I hoped was a casual shake of my head, for sure.
Doc was a star attackman for Ashcroft, a boarding school down in Rhode Island; he’d basically crushed us in last year’s championship game, and that was when I’d been in the best physical condition of my entire life. The thought of facing him on the field after a summer spent hobbling back and forth to physical therapy made me feel slightly queasy. It was no big deal. All good now.
Jasper nodded at his twin sister, Eliza, who was sitting at the patio table along with a redhead I didn’t recognize, a hand of gin rummy laid out between them. You guys know each other too, right?
he asked.
Eliza waved from across the yard. Oh,
she called, Linden and I go way back.
Old friends,
I agreed. In fact, we’d only met a couple of times before—once when the Kendricks had come to Bartley for Wells’s graduation, and another time when she’d taken the train out to stay with some friend of hers in the girls’ dorm and tagged along with us to a party. She lived at home with her parents in Connecticut, I knew, and was some kind of northeast horseback-riding champion. Last year Jasper had a photo pinned to his bulletin board of his whole family at one of her meets, Eliza in the full outfit with the breeches and helmet and everything like she was a nineteenth-century British archduke, but right now she was wearing sunglasses and a gingham bikini, her dark blond hair just skimming her shoulders. I glanced at her, then back at the others. Glanced at her again.
I’m Meredith,
the redhead volunteered pointedly.
Jasper smirked. And that’s Meredith,
he admitted, and I waved. Come on,
he continued, I’ll give you the tour.
I followed him across the patio, past an outdoor kitchen with a built-in grill and through the sliding glass door into the cool, quiet house. Meredith’s parents used to have a place nearby, but they sold it last year,
he informed me, which means she’s been at our house, like. All. Fucking. Summer.
Uh-oh,
I said with a laugh. His voice suggested either a decades-long blood feud or a vacation hookup gone bad. Did you guys, like…?
"Oh, fuck no, Jasper said, like the very thought of it had his dick shriveling up in horror.
She’s had a boyfriend since the Stone Age. And they’re both idiots. He shrugged, reaching down to pet the golden retriever snoozing in a monogrammed bed near the mudroom.
This is Whimsy, he told me.
Come on, this way."
I’d had it in my head that beach houses were sort of scruffy, full of cast-off furniture and yellowing sci-fi paperbacks, but the Kendricks’ looked freshly renovated, with huge picture windows framing a view of the ocean and an open kitchen that would have made my mom weep with pleasure. Right away I was worried about spilling something, even though I wasn’t holding anything I could possibly spill.
Jas led me through the dining room and into the living room, past an actual library with built-in bookcases lining the three walls that didn’t look out over the garden. And it all just kept going: we passed a study and a sunroom and a den with a projector screen, the sectional so wide and deep I had to physically stop myself from face-planting directly onto it and passing out until school started. August House was the kind of place where any number of people could stay for an indefinite length of time without anyone noticing—not like the apartment I shared with my mom back in East Boston, where my aunt Rosie had come to visit over Christmas and left her bras draped over the shower-curtain rod for days on end, the scent of her perfume hanging thickly in the air.
We traipsed up a flight of steps and down a long hallway, then turned and climbed another staircase that doubled back on itself until finally we got to a bedroom with walls that curved gently on two sides—the turret room, I realized, the one I’d seen from outside.
Sorry it’s so small,
Jasper said, though it was bigger than both my room at home and the one we’d shared freshman year at Bartley, when we’d first been roommates. Meredith is hogging the good guest room, since, you know, she lives with us now.
I shook my head. Dude, it’s fine.
The bed was an intricately carved four-poster, the duvet cover a cheery blue-and-white stripe. A quartet of framed botanical prints hung on the far wall.
They’re poisonous,
Jas said when he saw me looking at them.
Huh?
The plants,
he explained, gesturing with his chin. "Foxglove, hogweed, hemlock, stinging nettle. Those drawings are all over the house. My mom bought this whole collection of them from some botanist’s estate sale in Newport, then got them home and some friend of hers was like, Hey, dumbass, you realize the unifying theme of those flowers is that every single one of them is extremely fucking lethal. But by then she’d already paid her decorator to come and hang them. He shrugged.
Anyway, your bathroom is around the corner. Just be careful because you have to hold the flusher down an extra minute if you take a shit."
I nodded. Thanks for the tip.
No problem. Meet you down at the pool.
He shut the door behind him, his footsteps thundering down the narrow staircase. Glad you’re here, dude!
Once he was gone, I looked at the plants for a moment longer, telling myself there was no reason to feel the tiniest bit creeped out by their graceful leaves and delicate, dangerous flowers. Then I changed into my bathing suit and headed downstairs.
2
Jasper’s parents took us all into town for dinner that night. Last one into the car is buying lobsters!
Mr. Kendrick called, putting one foot up on a kitchen chair and bending to tie the laces on his boat shoes. I liked the Kendricks: They had a matched-set quality to them that made me think of the lovebirds our downstairs neighbor, Mrs. Le, kept in a cage in her dining room. They even sort of looked alike, tall and thin with the kind of casual tans you get from morning tennis and the occasional afternoon drive with the top down. Both of them looked extremely hale.
We were tromping out to the cars when Mrs. Kendrick put a hand on my arm, pulling me back into the tidy mudroom away from the others. Linden, honey,
she said, I just wanted to tell you how glad we are that you could come stay. And to thank you for being such a good friend to Jasper.
Oh yeah, of course,
I said quickly. He’s a good friend to me too.
Mrs. Kendrick nodded. He went through a lot this year,
she continued. I mean, we all did, obviously, but—
She broke off, letting go and waving her hand like she was batting something away. Anyway. I’m being maudlin. We’re happy you’re here.
She patted my shoulder. Let’s go eat fried fish.
Okay,
I said, a little confused. I knew there’d been some drama at the Kendricks’ last year—Jasper’s dad had gotten sued, I was pretty sure, though I wasn’t sure why or for what and hadn’t wanted to ask too much about it, even though obviously I wondered. But as a general rule, I tried not to ask my friends from Bartley too many questions, in the hope that they would take the hint and return the favor. Yeah. Thanks for having me.
Dinner was at a seafood shack called Red’s that Mrs. Kendrick had been going to since she was a little kid—the kind of dive that rich people on vacation can’t get enough of, with colorful Christmas lights hung on the wall behind the bar and the smell of cornmeal batter thick in the air. They didn’t take reservations, so we sat on a bench outside for half an hour while Wells napped with his head back against the faded red shingles and Jasper and Eliza complained about the wait. Meredith was texting furiously, her red hair like a theater curtain around her face. The sight of her thumbs flying over the screen reminded me I’d forgotten to let my mom know I wasn’t dead at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean, and I was pulling my own phone out of my pocket when Eliza looked at me suddenly, like she’d just remembered I was there. So, Linden,
she said, you’re from Boston?
I nodded, knowing she’d assume Beacon Hill or Comm Ave, or maybe someplace like Brookline or Arlington that wasn’t actually Boston at all. Born and raised,
I admitted.
Are you obsessed with Tom Brady?
Fuck Tom Brady,
I said without thinking, then whipped around to look guiltily at Mr. and Mrs. Kendrick. Um. I mean—
But Mrs. Kendrick only smiled. Fuck Tom Brady,
she echoed primly, and everybody burst out laughing; after a moment, I started laughing too.
They were easy to be around, the Kendricks. Don’t get me wrong, my own mom was great—it’s not like I was Harry Potter, living alone under a staircase and waiting for Bartley’s answer to the Weasleys to come rescue me—but I’d always kind of wanted to be part of a big family, especially one as golden and unencumbered as this. It was easy to imagine the five of them rolling matching luggage across the tarmac en route to a family vacation in Mallorca or sitting around the tree drinking fancy champagne on Christmas morning. Gliding sleekly through life like a fleet of tidy sailboats, no drag on any of them at all.
So what’s the prognosis, Linden?
Mr. Kendrick asked once we’d finally been seated and ordered our dinners. It was loud in here, the dull roar of voices and laughter and clanking beer bottles echoing off the wooden-plank walls and sharply pitched ceiling. The Doobie Brothers crooned over the speakers behind the bar. Are we going to see you tearing it up out there in the fall?
Dad,
Jasper said, shaking his head. He doesn’t want to talk about—
No, it’s okay.
I nodded. Six months ago I’d been hooking up with a senior from Bartley named Greer, who had a crooked incisor tooth and the softest hair I’d ever felt on a human person. One Friday night in March we’d driven into town to see a movie at the second-run theater, and on the way back a deer jumped into the road. Greer swerved and hit a tree instead, and I came to in the passenger seat a couple minutes later with a motherfucker of a concussion and a right ankle smashed to what could politely be called smithereens.
At least, that was what we’d told everyone had happened.
Prognosis is good,
I said now, smiling gamely: another lie. The prognosis was middling at best, but that wasn’t the kind of thing that people want to hear when they ask you about a sports injury, and it definitely wasn’t something I wanted to announce. I hadn’t talked to anybody about it—not even Jasper knew—but I was at Bartley on a full scholarship, the terms of which dictated that I maintain a 3.5 grade point average and play two-season lacrosse every fall and spring. To put it more bluntly: no lacrosse, no scholarship. Not to mention the glaring fact that if I had any hope of being scouted by colleges, I needed to be back on the field in September, just a few weeks away, not hobbling through my workouts and wincing in agony at every drill. Thinking about it was the kind of thing that had me waking up in the middle of the night, sweating through my sheets, so mostly I tried not to think about it at all.
Well,
Mr. Kendrick said now, I’m glad to hear it. God knows we need you if we’re going to finally beat Andover this year.
I’m working on it,
I promised cheerfully. Mr. Kendrick grinned.
Our food came just then, a mountain of shrimp and scallops and oysters, whole lobsters with little ramekins of butter for dunking and plastic bibs to wear over your shirt. I went to work on a paper boat of fish and chips while Jasper told a long and convoluted story about a kid we knew from school who’d sunk his entire trust fund into a hydroponic weed operation, and I tried not to notice the same thing I’d noticed about a lot of my friends from school, which was that they could be total douchebags to service staff. Meredith in particular was doing that thing people do when they’ve never had a job waiting tables, asking for one thing at a time so the waitress had to make a million separate trips to get them for her: first tartar sauce, then lemons, then a stack of extra napkins. It reminded me of that picture book my mom used to read to me, about the mouse who gets a cookie and then wants a glass of milk.
Could I get some more seltzer?
she asked now, rattling the ice in her mostly full cup. Then, once she had it: Whoops. A slice of lime for it too?
Sure,
the waitress said, smiling tightly. She was about our age, with curly blond hair pulled back into a complicated, tricky-looking braid. Her uniform tank top was made to look like a jersey, with Red’s scrawled in looping script across the back. Anything else?
Meredith smiled an airy smile. That’s it for now,
she said, but I’m sure I’ll think of something.
I’m sure you will,
the waitress agreed. Just shout.
Once she was gone, Jasper shot Meredith a look across the table. Was that really necessary?
he asked. He looked personally affronted, though I suspected it had significantly less to do with the demands themselves than with how cute the waitress was. Jasper had always liked blondes.
What?
Meredith looked at him blankly, then glanced down at her French fries and frowned, waving her hand to get the waitress’s attention one more time. Sorry!
she called out, though she sounded the opposite of remorseful; for the first time, it occurred to me that she might be doing this—whatever it was she was doing—on purpose, and not just because she was an oblivious princess. Ketchup!
This time, though, the waitress shook her head. Sorry,
she echoed, somehow managing to mimic Meredith’s tone of voice exactly. We’re all out.
Meredith looked at her dubiously. "All out of ketchup?" she asked.
The waitress shrugged. Wouldn’t you know it,
she said, somebody else just got the last bottle.
I blinked at the waitress, quietly impressed. I’d worked in restaurants every summer before this one—you can’t wait tables in a fiberglass boot—and I knew that feeling intimately, the deep and abiding urge to tell another person to go fuck themselves. I’d never actually had the balls to do it, and technically, this girl wasn’t doing it either; still, she was a hell of a lot closer than I’d ever been. There was no way whatever was happening between them wasn’t at least a little bit personal. Dude,
I muttered to Jasper, why do I get the feeling this conversation isn’t actually about condiments?
Jasper rolled his eyes, then turned and smiled crookedly at the waitress. Don’t ask.
Here,
Eliza said once the waitress was gone, then turned to the table behind ours, touching a stocky retiree gently on his sloping shoulder. Sorry,
she said sweetly. "Would you mind if
