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This book consists of 220 original limericks, illustrated with ink drawings by the author. It will appeal to adults and well-read teenagers. The limericks reflect the funny, subtle and quirky aspects of human behaviour that make life amusing. The collection does not contain any smutty or obscene material. Nor does it contain any mentions of actu
Gregory Pastoll
Gregory Pastoll has a BSc in Mechanical Engineering from the University of the Witwatersrand and a PhD in Higher Education from the University of Cape Town. After a short stint in industry, he spent altogether 14 years as a lecturer in basic mechanical engineering, and for much of that time was course co-ordinator for Mechanics 1 and Mechanics 2 at the Cape Technikon, and at the Peninsula University of Technology. He ran mechanics labs and design-and-build projects as part of his courses in mechanics. He also spent 14 years as a consultant on university teaching methods at the Teaching Methods Unit at the University of Cape Town.
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Luminous Limericks - Gregory Pastoll
Copyright and origination
The contents of this book, both text and illustrations, are entirely
the work of the author, who retains the copyright in them.
© Gregory Pastoll 2021
This work was first published by Gregory Pastoll in 2021
Cover design and typesetting by Ross MacLennan
Cover artwork by Gregory Pastoll
ISBN 978-0-6484665-9-8 (paperback)
ISBN 978-0-6452688-3-6 (e-book)
This book is available from online booksellers.
Recommendation
by
Ted Price, former Editor of the Taupo Times, New Zealand, and winner of the Pacific Area Newspaper Publishers’ Association Journalism and Community Leadership awards.
Mark Twain said: ‘Humanity has unquestionably one really effective weapon— laughter. … Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.’
After living through a ‘year of interesting times’, laughter surely remains the best medicine, and we all need a gigantic dose. Here it is folks, prescribed by our good doctor Gregory Pastoll. Luminous Limericks is a quick fix for the world’s woes.
This is a delightfully presented and timely piece. Keep one handy to combat the afflictions of boredom and despair.
And don’t forget your friends and enemies: I recommend this cure to all.
Acknowledgements
The continuing support and understanding shown me by my wife Lindsay, especially when I spend long periods of time tucked away in my study, working away at something that might one day possibly be useful.
The occasional indications of approval from my family and friends when I have shown them particular limericks. Encouraging feedback is always welcome to any author.
Mr Edward Lear (1812 - 1888), bless his dear departed cotton socks, for inspiring me to start off on this path of distraction.
Preface
All limericks are written for the purpose of amusement.
A limerick is probably the shortest form of a short story that there is. Each one covers in its brief five lines something fictional that we can all relate to, such as a supposed event, or the foibles of some type of character.
As a recognised form of rhyming verse, the limerick has been around since at least the time of Shakespeare, and probably long before that.
The first collection of limericks to be published was Edward Lear’s ‘Book of Nonsense’, that came out in 1846. My family had a later edition of this book. For me, as a child, Lear’s book was a blast. Since those days, I have encountered many limericks written by others, many of them more venturesome and punchy than those of good Mr Lear.
Interestingly, Lear did not use the word ‘limerick’ to describe his verse. He just called them nonsense rhymes.
The word ‘nonsense’ is pivotal when it comes to limericks. Most limericks are nonsensical in that they take your mind on a flight of imagination. They reflect our world to us in an oblique way, through exaggeration and improbable happenings, involving characters who lampoon the sorts of people we know (including ourselves) and the sorts of ways that they react to events.
It is hard to think of limericks as poetry. For me, the difference is: whereas a poem is supposed to make the reader feel, a successful limerick ought to make you laugh, and all the better if it makes you think, as well.
I have written the limericks in this book in short bursts of activity spaced over several years, in between other projects. I write them because I enjoy reading other people’s good limericks.
What makes a good limerick, as opposed to a bad one? Discipline, definitely. It has to rhyme properly (near-rhymes are completely infra dig) and it has to scan properly. It has to make sense, and has to have punch.
The character of a given limerick might be droll, funny, philosophical, irreverent, wise, tongue-in-cheek, bawdy, or several of these at once.
There is a class of limerick that people love to recite