never slammed the reblog button this fast

@slugger35

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

I am sorry…

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

Hell no.

Ugh I’m sorry

Alright ma you’re getting a “you alive?” text in 15

damn you people

oh god

So I love my mom not risking it

Me and my mom aren’t on the best of terms but I care about her for the most part. Not gonna risk it sorry followers lmao

CHAIN MAIL MY ASS I LOVE MY MOM 😭

Everyone, and I mean everyone who reblogs this before Nov. 5 will get a doodle based off of their blog URL

I’ve seen a lot of these and I want to try it for myself!!

Pls

This guy loves this job!

This dude needs an Oscar lol like holy shit when he eats that chicks head!! That just sold it for me I laughed way too much lolol

im wheezing omg

A+

As someone who used to make these suits, let me actually break it down one further. The face has to be controlled by slipping your hand out of one of the sleeves and up through the neck. Not only does this person have great control of the facial expressions, but they’re able to swap between control hands almost seamlessly (you’ll notice in the first part they’re using the left hand for facial expressions, in the group photo, they’re using the right). They have awesome control, this is seriously such a well-constructed suit and skilled person controlling it.

Are you sure it’s not just a bear

On one hand this is hilarious. On the other hand sometimes how this guy moves it horrifies me.

This is so adorable! 😭😭😭

When you are one with the music

Luvs it

WHO IS SHE

ALONDRA DE LA PARRA

#a warning to anyone out there attracted to women#she looks great in a tux

Have some more photos of her in action, because I love her:

And my all-time favorite:

Okay, but the last one looks like she just casted a power full spell…

Saw this on Pinterest and didn’t want to risk it especially now that’s my grandpa’s in the hospital

FREE GEORGE WASHINGTON AND CAPITALISM WILL REWARD YOU

I’m giving it a shot, it appeared in my feed at random, I need some financial help.

What the hell. I’m already at my lowest. Can’t hurt.

The first and the last ones are the only ones with curtains on the sides. That makes it seem like it’s a play, opening its curtains at the beginning and closing them at the end.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

I reblogged this yesterday but idc, I ain’t playing games with Madame Zeroni or Mama Kitt

Madame Zeroni ain’t for play play

Fuck it, hope she bless me

But what if a nigga don’t reblog this and they great great great grand kid finds a treasure chest?🤔

What year did this start? I’m always feels my like I have to reboot this

not risking shitttt

The fuck, guys? I don’t even know who she is bur damn I’ve been cursed before so I ain’t risking

The fuck you mean you don’t know who she is?!

she gets re-blogged on my dashboard at least once a week?

that girl who keeps telling you how much she wants to watch oceans 8? she’s gay. there’s literally no reason for a straight girl to want to watch that movie so bad

I mean I like to think I’m straight but...damn you might be right. Imma just sit down for a while and think for a bit.