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All hail Leila

@allhailleila / allhailleila.tumblr.com

I am 29 and a tumblr veteran(@_@) I’m not bragging this is a cry for help. Willing to fight the gods for some chili cheese right now.
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seeing the 'mutual' icon change to 'following' feels like finding out ur getting a divorce through the morning newspaper

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fragile-dyke

sorry that my pussy is so wet and soft and inviting and my heart is pure and full of whimsy. as if it’s my fault.

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stantler

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

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lupusbaby

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

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bnprime

how much are you allowed to store in jars, spread around your house?

As much as you like, but they can wander in at any time to smash the jars and take it

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rust-4-life

i don’t know how to explain to you that trespassing, breaking and entering, and vandalism would all still be illegal.

Thank you for injecting realism into the world where the economy works like a Zelda game.

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