“ELLIOT SMITH WHEEZER!!!!!!!!!” I yell as I crawl from the earths fleshy fleshy borrow that i,ve lived in for the past 11 years of my mortality on this god forsaken-s p a c e s t o n e- we dare refer to as earth, there forth causing to worms that have been prosecuting they’re yearly incubation inside my fleshy organs to squirm their way out as I claw and bite my way out through the dirt and stone proceeding to yell “CHASE STEVENSON BECKLY!!!!!!”
As I make it up to the grass, my pale grimy hands and long dirty fingernails GRIPING the land above me as a disgruntled, misshapen, crooked, sleep deprived version of what I used to be takes it’s first steps onto the moist, wet grass in the first time in over a decade, my eyes burning as I see the sun, my skin burning. Becoming a bright red as a claw it of and run to find shade, making a series of uncanny, high pitched, incoherent screeches in response to nearly everything. Running like a monkey to the nearest Ali way “STRIKER ALBERT MCCNELLY” I screech, my spine poking out from malnutrition and I grip what’s left of my broken, thin ginger hair, ripping a large, thick clump of hair out of my head, screaming and crying. as my eyes fall upon a small brown mammal, it stood on four legs. A milk chocolate brown, with hazelnut oriented eyes and a wide, chubby complexion….. it couldn’t have been right? I yelled out “KEATH- KEATH STEVENSON????????????” the….dog walked up to me , it’s eyes staring into mine in an almost uncanny way. As it reaches me I immediately hug it and start petting it’s oddly shaped head “AAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH” I starts violently foaming from the mouth, like a horse with rabies “AAAHHHBKEBLEBLEBLE, WAHHHH RUBBBBYYYYYY ASAAAAAAAAA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH JCJDGZDUDHXUYC AAAAAAGGHHHHH MY FAVEEEEEEEEE DOGGGIEEEEEE AAAAAAAGHHHHHHH AAAJCJCHCOHDIH” I would proceed to start crying, a well beloved old pet has been reunited with me “GAHHHHHHHHHH RONGGUSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I MISSSEDDDDD YOU SAURRRRRRR MUCHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAH” I say sounding like Mario when he dies in the old games.
