wingsandpetals -> forcefeminem -> parme-san
Parmé¹, or Flowey | 22 | they/them. i am everything.
hello! my name is parme. i like going to work and i like spongebob and listening to eminem. i love everything and i have a secret power
block #nsfw warning. if you are a minor
[¹"par-may," like danté.]
does anyone have gifs of that girl from nikke but she's all twitchy and visibly experiencing shellshock
Shit man, this shoujo war is fucked. I just saw a girl clap her hands together and say "10,000 years tunnel of love" or some similar shit, and every one around her got nosebleeds, had their pupils turn into beating hearts and then faint. The camera didn't even go onto her, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is using a stockless bullpup rifle and nothing else. I think I just heard "pretty beam:rapture" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
LIFE UPDATE: still playing cookie clicker. LEDs dont come until tonight but in the meantime i got this it was 5 bucks
they must have been eating a bowl of yogurt when they wrote this
Northern Cardinal (Cardinalis cardinalis) male, Xanthistic, family Cardinalidae, order Passeriformes, AL, USA
photograph by Jeremy Black
Hat tip @battlefairies they ran out of red ink!
this is the happiest i've ever been
im sorry but when you grow up and interact with people irl youre gonna have friends where you dont fw their tastes. sometimes youre gonna meet someone chill whos also a hazbin hotel fan or have a really nice coworker that likes taylor swift and youre gonna need to mind your business and shut the fuck up or youre gonna be real lonely
im sorry but when you grow up and interact with people irl youre gonna have friends where you dont fw their tastes. sometimes youre gonna meet someone chill whos also a hazbin hotel fan or have a really nice coworker that likes taylor swift and youre gonna need to mind your business and shut the fuck up or youre gonna be real lonely
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭INEED TO GET GROCERIES AGAIN😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
^my greek chorus
A journalist interviews a farmer: “if you have two bungalows, are you willing to give one to the country?” The farmer, without hesitation, “sure! For communism!”
Journalist: “if you have two tractors, will you give one to the country?” Farmer: “of course! For the better development of our country!”
Journalist: “if you have two million bucks, will you give one million to the country?” Farmer: yes! For the livelihood of our comrades!”
Journalist: “if you have two cows, will you give one to the country?”
The farmer keeps silent and looking at the journalist, so the journalist has to ask again: “will you?”
The farmer answers firmly: “No”.
The journalist is confused: “you are so generous about money and houses and tractors, but why do you draw the line at cows?”
“Because”, says the farmer: “I do have two cows”.
was at a tattoo convention today and i saw a guy with a spider-man tattoo so i walked up and went ‘oh dude is that spider-man? badass! i love spider-man!’ and then looked down and realized i was wearing my shirt that says I LOVE SPIDER-MAN in big black letters. i’m a parody of myself
Pondering the lore implications of the player being very clearly not the same thing as villagers & zombie villagers being a different thing from normal zombies & the normal zombies looking like the player. Like well okay then
Minecraft being lowkey post apocalyptic is such a "yeah yeah the time knife" at this point but every so often I think about it and go Hm
This photo (taken by Oli) from Pearl's twitter is so amazing. Cool setting, great subject, professional-level framing, angle, and focus. She looks epic.
One of my bad habits is if a guy’s shirt lifts up i WILL be looking at dat tummy and waistband
it’s true your honor i did turn the safety off on my gun but it was only because i wanted to shoot the guy
i burned my second bagel so i'd better make another one just in case
