Disappointed? No, not in the Giants’ first-round pick, I mean Sleepy Joe. From the man who gave us Crooked Hillary, Lyin’ Ted, Little Marco, Little Rocket Man, Pocahontas, Wild Bill, Cryin’ Chuck, Crazy Bernie and Horseface, we expected better. Maybe Sloppy Joe or Country Joe on this 50th anniversary of Woodstock? Bill de Blasio, who is good at being tall and late, is also a top sleeper. Don’t sleep on our Mayor leaving to be Biden’s running mate. Wishful thinking, sure. If not, NASA is looking to do a study on the effects of staying in bed for two months. Job pays $19,000. New Yorkers are willing to pay double.
What happened to J.A. Happ? Yanks starter is 0-2. Made one mistake last week, a two-run homer, but otherwise pitched well. Ready to roll in Frisco matched against Derek Holland, who is a career 1-7 vs. the Bombers. 10 units on the Yanks.
Good things come to those who wait. Bet against Jacob deGrom and at 1:12 in the morning we cashed. DeGrom hit up for five runs in four innings. Brews cruised 10-2 after a lengthy rain delay. Road dog win has us at -338 gentrys.