Hondo soared to new heights Tuesday night when he cashed with the Royals over Zoolander in Detroit to put the winning streak at three and raise the runaway profits to 3,873 motas.
Wednesday: Mr. Aitch sees the Nova-Cain matchup as a pain-free investment opportunity — 20 units on the Pirates.
Hillary Clinton looked uncomfortable Monday when she was on the receiving end of a 17-second hug from Joe “The Gaffe Machine” Biden on the tarmac in Scranton, which is perfectly understandable. The Portly Pantsuit probably was undergoing an intense tarmac flashback to 1996 when she had to dodge all that imaginary sniper-fire in Bosnia. … Anthony Weiner refused to answer whether he was still sexting when asked by a local newspaper, but then again it probably was a rhetorical question. … Brian Williams reportedly will host a late-night half-hour show on R-S MSNBC (Ratings-Starved MSNBC) starting sometime next month. Though untitled, possibilities include: “Story Time With Brian,” “Cable Fables” and “BW’s BS.”