The A’s failed to follow Hondo’s instructions to the letter Friday night in Seattle, coming away with an “L” that raised the deficit to a striking 300 crandalls.
Saturday: Mr. Aitch expects the Braves to punch out Mister Fister — 10 units on Teheran.
The Secret Service reportedly will add a row of spikes to the top of the fence surrounding the White House. It’s a long overdue development that not only will provide increased protection to the First Family but also enable agents to get in even more nap time while working. … In other fencing news, the Port Authority reportedly will install a suicide prevention fence on the George Washington Bridge — in 2024. No need to rush it; what possibly could happen in the next nine years? … Sofia Vergara received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame this week. Rumor has it that next up at the Walk of Fame is a star for a group even more famous than Vergara — her frozen embryos.