Adam Wilk, whose shoddy work against the Rangers last night resulted in Hondo’s deficit ballooning to 245 dents, has been banished from the stable of stalwarts until further notice.
Today, Mr. Aitch expects the Yankees to poop on the party at Fenway – 10 units on Nova. Tonight, he is counting on Ross to show the Marlins who’s boss – 10 on Detwiler.
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Please join Hondo in a rendition of “Happy Birthday” in honor of Fenway Pahhk turning 100 years old today — Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear decaying, decrepit and dilapidated dump, happy birthday to you … Bobby V’s act doesn’t seem to be fitting in with the fat-cat culture in the Bosawx clubhouse. If he wants to get back on the players’ good side, he probably will have to rescind his ban on drinking beer, eating wings and playing video games while baseball games are going on.
Keith “Gasbag” Olbermann, aka Uberdork, aka Lard Butt, is pictured in today’s Post on Page 15 looking uber-disheveled in a pair of ratty and baggy jeans with his shirttail hanging out below a ratty and baggy red sweater. The only thing he’s missing from the get-up is a squeegee.
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