Thou shalt not go against the sizzling Yankees until cooling commences. Hondo learned that hard lesson last night when he was d-feated with the D-Backs to d-crease the profits to 215 d-maestris.
Today, he’ll throw back a bourbon and tip his tur ban to Durbin if the Tigers down the Brewskis – 10 units. If that works out, he’ll try another 10 on Guth rie and the Orioles.
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Rudy Giuliani has unveiled 12 pledges for his presidency that cover his view points on some issues. Included are such promises as: “I will cut taxes; I will end illegal immigration; I will decrease abortions,” etc. However, there are two glaring omissions: 1) I will not let the Albanians steal my watch; and, 2) I will talk to my children … Pacman Jones has dropped his appeal of his one-year NFL suspension. He decided it’ll be more fun to hang out on Sunday afternoons with Tank Johnson and Chris Henry (and any other Bengal who gets suspended before the season).
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