HUMOR | SATIRE
Questions For The Guy Asking To Switch Seats on This Flight
Is it something I said?
Why don’t you want to sit next to me?
What’s so great about your wife and child?
Sure it’s not something I said?
Is it something I didn’t say?
Like, should I have offered to split my tuna and hard-boiled egg panini with you?
If I acquiesce to switching seats, are you just going to keep pushing for more?
Will you come for my blanket, pretzels, and the secret to my “naturally” voluminous hair next?
Since it’s the topic at hand, would you like to know the secret to my “naturally” voluminous hair?
You sure?
Bet you’re wondering how I could afford all these goodies from Hudson News and Gifts?
Believe me when I say, a jumbo Toblerone is well within my confectionary budget. See this coffee?
It has 14 pumps of salted hibiscus chai sickly sweet syrup in it. You pay per pump! Would you like to live the same luxurious lifestyle?
C’mon, man! You already lost your family’s respect by failing to prepare for a flight. Are you really going to let a great opportunity…
