Conversation With A Cat
06:00. Cat: Waarg?
6.04. Cat: Warg!
6.06. Cat: WAAAAAARG!
6.07. Cat: Oh sorry. Were you sleeping?
6.09. Cat: Biscuit bowl is looking a bit empty old chap..You are awake now aren’t you?
6.12. Cat: I don’t like those biscuits. MERG!
Human: But you’ve eaten half of them!
6.15. Cat: I feel a bit sick actually.
6.17. Cat: Isn’t it time you took that dog thing for it’s walk?
6:19. Cat: WAAAALKKKIESSS!
6:21. Cat: You’re looking a bit tired old chap. Should tell the dog thing to quieten down.
6.23. Cat: That dog creature is chasing me!
6.25. Cat: I’M BEING SICK!!!!!!!!! LOOK!! I’M BEING SICK!!!!!
6.27. Cat: Biscuit bowl is empty?
6.29. Cat: I wouldn’t sit there if I were you old chap.
6.31. Cat: Are you ignoring me?
6.32. Cat: ARE YOU IGNORING ME???!
6.34. Cat: I think I might use my litter tray.
6.35. Cat: I said I think I might use my litter tray.
6.39. Cat: I’ve used my litter tray! Oh you knew. Humans are quite clever really.
6.41. Cat: Door!
6.43. Cat: DOOOR!!!
6.45. Cat: You’ve shut it behind me?!
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