Don’t Touch the Thermostat

Son,

Don’t touch the thermostat. It is set at 68° and that’s exactly where it’s supposed to be. One day soon, you’ll become an adult. You’ll have a life of your own with more responsibilities, choices, and challenges than you ever had before. And you’ll learn why finding the perfect temperature is so important.

In the meantime, I want you to know that you can always count on me for anything. I’m here to protect you and prepare you for the world. Lean on me and learn from me. I’m an old man with two lifetimes of experience, scars, and stories. I’ve had dozens of jobs and years of education, and I’m at your disposal. All you have to do is talk to me. You are my first priority in every situation we come across together, and I am completely grateful for that responsibility. The best, most fulfilling job I will ever have is being your father.

As such, I have some important missions for you, kid, a group of unending goals that will help you along your way. Please understand that not one of these objectives is finite, nor do they claim a destination on your timeline. They are ongoing endeavors where success is only found through application, steadfast dedication and consistent maintenance. I want you to trust me as the following collection of tasks is based on invoking true happiness in your life. I…