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Youth Group Gone Wild

That time I got in trouble at church

Hope Bernard
Deconstructing Christianity

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Image of a group of teenagers in front of a tree.
A group of us outside before youth group. I am in the middle with blonde hair, and the youth pastor is behind me with a goatee. First Baptist Church in Lancaster, CA 1997. Author’s photo.

Across the globe, holy (and horny) Christian teens congregate weekly at churches to play organized games, flirt, sing worship songs, flirt some more, and listen to an inspiring message from the pastor.

This phenomenon is known as “youth group.”

In the 1990s, First Baptist Church (my California High Desert church) hosted youth group every Wednesday.

Our group was named “Highlife,” a reference to living life with an eye toward spiritual things and NOT a reference to smoking pot.

Image of two girls, one in a flannel shirt and jeans with short brown hair, and one in a white shirt and shorts with blue socks and blonde hair. They are standing in front of a car.
Rachel and I in my driveway before youth group. I am very proud of my patent leather Doc Martens and Hot Topic knee socks that say “TASTY.” January 18, 1997, two days after my 17th birthday. Author’s photo.

Youth group followed the same format each week: prayer, a “fun” group activity, another prayer, worship songs, a short sermon, a final song, and a closing prayer.

Sometimes the “fun” group activity was a skit or performance. When theatre was involved at church or at school, I was the first to volunteer.

I LOVED being onstage and making people laugh.

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Hope Bernard
Deconstructing Christianity

Hope Bernard, PhD teaches college acting and improv. Ex-evangelical, theatre practitioner writing about religion, teaching, sex, life, and theatre.