My Christmas Highlights: Featuring Garlic Bread Wars, Bathroom Incidents & Wine
I hope you had a nice holiday with your family if you celebrated Christmas!
To me, the holidays are all about bonding and spending time feeling festive and ….
AHHH, WHO ARE WE KIDDING?!
Thank the LAWD the holidays are over. I haven’t yet reached grinch-level cynicism about Christmas, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t wake up the day after Christmas, and the day after the day after Christmas, (and the day after the day after the day after Christmas and, well, you get it) relieved it’s over.
Still, my holiday did have a few highlights this year, which I deemed worthy of sharing with my internet pals:
1) I am the ultimate breadwinner because I snagged one of the last garlic bread products in the universe:
Due to my excessive holiday spending, I felt too broke to eat takeout this week. So, I braved civilization and went to the store the day before Christmas Eve to buy some cheap ingredients to make dinner.
Despite the utter chaos and Hunger Games vibe of the supermarket, I was able to grab the second to last frozen garlic bread in the ENTIRE STORE, in order to make my world-famous…
