Greetings From the Support Group for Everyone Who Hated “Uncut Gems”
Hello,
I’m the president of the “Uncut Gems” Hatred Support Group. Welcome. I ask that you please take a seat and discard any Adam Sandler memorabilia at the door.
This includes any Tuesday Night Trivia Facts you have retained over the years about “Happy Gilmore” or “Click.” Yes, even if you liked those movies, Keith. Stop asking. I still demand you empty your mind of all positive remnants about our ex-friend, Adam Sandler.
Also, the main character’s name is Howard, so anyone named Howard, GTFO of the support group right now and make this whole recovery process easier for us.
I’m here to create a safe space for anyone who was not wowed by the critically acclaimed “Uncut Gems” film
This group is for you if you feel like Sal from Impractical Jokers is waiting behind a curtain somewhere to reveal that “SUPRRISE! You were just a part of our high jinks, and yes, the rest of the world hated it as well and thought Adam Sandler could never land a dedicated girlfriend (especially one who could’ve gotten with the Weeknd instead), considering the atrocious way he ran his business. I mean, selling a Bedazzled Furby gold necklace? Slacking on cleaning his dirty fish…
