PinnedDave GoldsteininSlackjawAn Open Letter To My Eleven-Year-Old Self: You Do Not, In The End, Turn Out To Be Very Much Like…You turn out more like Jerry Orbach’s nebbish brotherJul 918Jul 918
PinnedDave GoldsteininFrazzledYour Family’s Tsunami Preparedness Guide From Someone Whose Family is All But Certain to Die in a…Best of luck… you’re going to need itJun 1313Jun 1313
PinnedDave GoldsteininJane Austen’s WastebasketFAQ: So You’re Trying to Get Out of Doing Your First ColonoscopyAnswers to your most pressing and ridiculous concernsMay 2124May 2124
PinnedDave GoldsteininFrazzledMy Six-Year-Old Won’t Dance With Me at a Bar Mitzvah, So Then What Was the Point of Having a Kid?Do I have regrets? Maybe.May 72May 72
PinnedDave GoldsteinFAQ About How To Make This Your Best Seder Yet, So Long As No One Brings Up IsraelOriginally published by The Weekly Humorist on April 22, 2024Apr 22Apr 22
Dave GoldsteininDoctor FunnyThank You for Calling the Health Insurance Help Line.Stressed? Don’t be. Stress causes illness. Which you can’t treat, because you don’t have insurance.6d ago206d ago20
Dave GoldsteininFrazzledAfter Playing Magic The Gathering with You, a Child, I Have Concluded That My Life Is a Lie and I…Hey Buddy. Yeah, I’d be happy to play your little Magic game.Aug 52Aug 52
Dave GoldsteininDoctor FunnyAn Open Letter to Lisa Loeb: As I Approach 50, I’m Beginning to Accept that You and I Will Never…Because all you need is love. And if not love, then matching eyewear.Aug 25Aug 25
Dave GoldsteinTen Meetings with Lactation ConsultantsOriginally Published in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency on October 7, 2014Oct 8, 2014Oct 8, 2014