PinnedAndrew KnottinFrazzledThe Dentist Gave My Son an Unexpected Gift and It Ruined My DayA cautionary tale of why you should always beware of dentists bearing giftsAug 2558Aug 2558
PinnedAndrew KnottinJane Austen’s WastebasketWhite Noise Machine Settings Designed to Keep Socially Anxious People Up at NightThese sounds are sure to fill you with existential dreadJan 1532Jan 1532
PinnedAndrew KnottinFrazzledI Had the Weirdest Job Interview EverReentering the workforce can be a real blood sportNov 16, 202362Nov 16, 202362
PinnedAndrew KnottinFrazzledMy 7-Year-Old’s OSHA ComplaintBack-to-school season is filled with surprising little joysSep 19, 202323Sep 19, 202323
PinnedAndrew KnottinFrazzledMom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices“It was the end of a long day, and even though I knew better, it just slipped out,” said Sharon, a 31-year-old mother of two, in reference…May 18, 201937May 18, 201937
Andrew KnottThe Bagger at the Grocery Store Asked Me What I Want To Be When I Grow UpI’ve been avoiding that question for decades and boom… HERE IT IS AGAIN!Oct 810Oct 810
Andrew KnottThe Scariest Thing About Haunted Houses Is the Extremely Awkward Human InteractionIt’s downright frightening… much like every other type of social interactionOct 29Oct 29
Andrew KnottMy Dog Loves To Humiliate Me in Front of the NeighborsMan’s best frenemy is making me the laughingstock of my streetSep 272Sep 272
Andrew KnottinHuman PartsI’m a Recovering Perfectionist. My Children Are Helping Me Reframe My Ideas About Success.I’m still very much a work in progressSep 2329Sep 2329
Andrew KnottinHuman PartsI Refurbished a Table With My Kids. Here’s a Step-by-Step Guide That Isn’t Helpful At All.When it comes to furniture projects, it’s all about the journey (or something)Sep 1711Sep 1711