Fellas,

It is currently summer and although I have like negative free time, I feel the urge to ~~annoy my creations~~ temporarily run an ask blog!

It’s something I’ve been wanting to do for like a thousand years and now I actually have a smidge of free time and???? Motivation??? To do art???

Oh and I guess I should mention I’m about to officially open commissions (and go to the San Antonio Superhero Comic Con, this 20th!!) so uh! Yeah that’s something!

Anyhow!!!

Information about the potential Q&A’s below:

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THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN

I will be running both an ‘Ask Ashlyn & Co’ sideblog AND an ‘Ask the Valriants’ sideblog! And eventually (hopefully very soon) will officially publish my commissions information!! Augh, I’m excited! :D

Anywho, here are the links for each blog:

Ask Ashlyn & Co!

Ask the Valriants!

#self reblog #ask Ashlyn and Co #ask the Valriants #max speaks

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Being a woman is fucking wild man, like one second you’re hating the way women are described in books written by men and the next second you’re looking down and realizing Damn my breasts do be boobing boobily

#3 am thoughts #but it’s only 12:34 #max speaks

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Hyperthymesia, also known as

#my art #ashlyn adwin #mystery mysterium #art meme

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Anonymous asked:

dont forget to drink water ^^

AP??

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Okay, we’ve all drawn our OCs before and after of their trauma, but I present a new trend:

Draw your character after RECOVERING from their trauma

Whether they’ve gone thru their redemption arc or they’ve just gone to therapy, I wanna see them recovered >:)

#max speaks #art trend #please someone do this #it would be really cool lol

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Holy shit I’m officially Older

*proceeds to put the wrong age on every form for the next three months*

#max speaks

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HOLY SHIT ITS INKTOBER

WHAT PROMPTS DO I DO

#max speaks

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This officially doesn’t apply to me ;)

#max speaks #@the canid crew hehe

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Am I late to the party?

#my art #max speaks #ashlyn adwin #mystery mysterium

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Fuck I’m so sleep deprived I was genuinely convinced for a sec that Deadpool and Wolverine ACTUALLY fucked in the movie

See kids this is why you gotta remember to separate fiction from reality

#deadpool and wolverine #max speaks #I feel like. high?#but obviously not high #(unfortunately)

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Hey so I’m a semi-new Gravity falls fan who’s really new to the decoding stuff. I’ve just gotten the Lost Legends book (and Journal 3 and Mabel’s bedtime stories) and have somehow found the Shmebulock website

Shmeb You Unlocked - Disney Partners

Disney Partners

But like. I don’t know how to decode the little messages at the ends of the pages

Anti-Mabel page’s:

ABEM VEH HIM NFBL-FRZM QF S DHVH DPTVLM SYADMM FICDVN KIW JZQVTNFT “JRDQHZN WO GBMZVIUT” UW CWWSPN KIQYW BKIH GMMRH. PH MB JFZL TWUMWU.

Shmebulock page’s:

BUW BUYN AFIAAVJ SO GIURTCOSLY: TCPZ PRVACSA ZWV HRMISM. ODQQH DBJDRJAH PJIHPVFO. RRUM DCEW? SLRMBFAF.

Does anyone have any pointers or tips or like. Would be willing to help lol

#max speaks #gravity falls #gravity falls cipher #gravity falls lost legends

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Reblog to get sent assumptions about you. Interests, habits, favourite colour, height, anything goes >:3

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Are you still assessing? :]

#reblog game #max responds

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Enter stage right, looking disheveled

“Damn! You look like you had a wild night, spill!”

“Yeah thats one way to say it. Well, I was definitely bent over my desk til two in the morning”

“Hell yeah, who’s the lucky person?”

“Calculus.”

“Oh.”

#what

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THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO TUMBLR AND ITS CULTURE

TUMBLR

A GUIDE TO TUMBLR BY @hungry-skeleton Welcome! If you are reading this then chances are you are thinking of making a tumblr account. Sm

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Hello everyone! I've been working on this project for about two weeks now and I'm SO happy it's finally done!! Behold! The ultimate guide to tumblr!

Seeing as many people are taking shelter here from Twitter, a lot of long time tumblr users are afraid that these newcomers won't know how to respect our culture. As we know, tumblr is not like any other social media. We have history. Let this guide serve as an introduction to all newcomers. If you have a friend looking to join our lovely hellsite please share this document with them!

If you spot any spelling or factual errors please tell me and I'll fix them as soon as I can!! (note: if you want to correct a factual error please provide evidence that your correction is true!)

It is highly recommended that you view this doc on PC, it looks ass on mobile

As stated before this took many hours out of my life and was very very tiring. Reblogs are VERY appreciated

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Holy shit this took a long time to read, but I wish I had it when I first joined.

Even if you’re not new to tumblr, you can still learn things! Check out this guide, it explains so much and it’s organized quite lovely :)

#reblog #max responds

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Anyone else just. Accidentally hoard empty water bottles?

Like there’s no rhyme or reason, it’s complete accident, but a week or so passes and you look around your room and find like three empty bottles staring back at you saying “mother please. It’s our time. Let us go” and you just stare back like “but my children i just met you noo” “no you fucking haven’t now throw us away”

And then you forget for another week and now they’ve multiplied???

#max speaks