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The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie

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The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie
Theatrical release poster
Directed byMike Nawrocki
Written byPhil Vischer
Based onVeggieTales
by Phil Vischer
Mike Nawrocki
Produced by
  • Phil Vischer
  • Mike Nawrocki
  • David Pitts
  • Paula Marcus
Starring
Edited byJohn Wahba
Music byKurt Heinecke
Production
companies
Distributed byUniversal Pictures
Release date
Running time
85 minutes
CountryUnited States
LanguageEnglish
Budget$15 million[1][better source needed]
Box office$13.2 million [2]

The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie is a 2008 American animated family adventure comedy film directed by Mike Nawrocki, written by Phil Vischer, produced by Big Idea and distributed by Universal Pictures. It is the second of the two theatrical films to feature characters from the VeggieTales video series following Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie in 2002, and is the only VeggieTales media that does not explicitly mention God or Biblical morals. However, several scenes parallel Scripture, such as characters not knowing when the King will return.[citation needed]

The film was released in theaters on January 11, 2008, to mixed reviews from critics, who criticized the script but praised the animation. The film was a box-office bomb, grossing only $13 million worldwide on a $15 million budget.

Plot

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In the past, the pirate Robert the Terrible attacks and boards one of the Kingdom of Monterria's ships, capturing Prince Alexander. Eluding the pirates, Princess Eloise and her servant Willory (played by Archibald Asparagus) send a device that the king made, called a "Helpseeker," to find heroes to save Alexander.

In modern times, three misfits: the "yes man" George (played by Pa Grape), the lazy Sedgewick (played by Mr. Lunt), and the timid Elliot (played by Larry the Cucumber) are employees at a dinner theater. Although they want to be seen as heroes by their loved ones, as lowly cabin boys they believe their dream is unattainable. After wrecking the show one night, they are fired and thrown into an alley. The Helpseeker locates them and, after Elliot activates the device, transports the trio to Monterria.

Meeting the Princess and Willory, the group sets off to Jolly Joe's Tavern where they learn that Pirate Robert, the brother of the king before being banished, has kidnapped Alexander in the hopes of exacting revenge on the king. Setting sail in search of the whereabouts of Robert's hideout, the pirate's men capture Eloise and Willory. As George and Elliot continue on their quest, a cowardly Sedgewick decides to stay behind in a cave filled with "cheese curls". After the two leave, Sedgewick discovers the curls are instead living worm-like creatures which chase him out of the cave, forcing him to overcome his fear and laziness.

Meanwhile, George and Elliot arrive on an island populated by a rock giant family, who help them make it to Robert's fortress. Sedgewick meets up with them, having swum the ocean being chased by the living worm-like creatures. Arriving at a hidden bay outside of the fortress, the trio are attacked by a giant serpent. However, Elliot realizes the guardian is actually a mechanical device and is able to shut the machine down from inside and save the two. Once inside, George, Sedgewick, and Elliot rescue the prince and princess but are confronted by Robert who demands to know when the king is coming back. With no other choice, George, Sedgewick, and Elliot admit that they are "only cabin boys," and not heroes. But, suddenly, finding his self-respect, George uses a chandelier to knock the pirate down and the group escapes through the fortress's cistern with Robert in hot pursuit. Back in the bay, Robert's ship opens fire on the group's small boat. The king arrives, sinks Robert's ship, and rescues the group.

After receiving medals from the king and being declared heroes, the Helpseeker returns Elliot, George, and Sedgewick to the restaurant. Unbeknownst to them, Robert has stowed away on their trip back to get revenge on them for defeating him and attacks the dinner theater set and mistakes Sir Frederick (played by Jimmy Gourd), one of the stage performers, for George. In a final showdown, the trio defeat Robert and send him back to his own time. The audience cheer wildly as the gang earn the respect they had desired. Offered a second chance to be in the show, the three refuse and leave to pursue adventure elsewhere one more time as the Helpseeker blinks once again. The film ends with the entire cast singing "Rock Monster", a parody of The B-52's' hit "Rock Lobster". Once they are done singing, Bob the Tomato finally makes his appearance, as the director. Later, Robert is arrested by the King for his crimes as he is shown dancing to the music during the credits along with his imprisoned henchmen.

Voice cast

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Production

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Phil Vischer completed the script for this film in 2002, noting that he wrote it before Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) was released.[3] Because of the bankruptcy and buyout of assets of Big Idea Productions, the film wasn't able to start production until late 2005.[citation needed]

The animation was done by Big Idea, Inc., and animation production was done by Starz Animation.[3]

Reception

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According to the review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes, 43% of critics have given the film a positive review based on 35 reviews, with an average rating of 4.92/10. The site's critics consensus reads, "This Veggietale should please the youngest crowds, but the silly script will tire the more discerning viewer."[4] At Metacritic, the film has a weighted average score of 49 out of 100 based on 13 critics, indicating "mixed or average reviews".[5] The film earned $12.7 million for Universal Studios out of an estimated $15 million budget.[6]

The VeggieTales characters (left to right) of Mr. Lunt, Pa Grape, and Larry the Cucumber on the main stage at the Georgia International Horse Park in Conyers during the Celebrate Freedom 2007 concert on September 1, 2007, dressed in costume for the promotion of the film

Home media

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The film was released on DVD on October 14, 2008.[citation needed]

Music

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Several original songs are performed in the film by the characters. When the credits are paused, "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" (sung by Relient K) and "Rock Monster" (sung by the cast) can be heard.

No.TitlePerformer(s)Length
1."Spanish Gold"Cast 
2."Jolly Joe's"Jim Poole, Phil Vischer & Mike Nawrocki 
3."Yo Ho Hero"Newsboys & Steve Taylor 
4."Papa's Got a Gumball Nellie"Mike Nawrocki 
5."Walking Rocks"Mike Nawrocki 
6."Spanish Gold (Reprise)"Cast 
7."What We Gonna Do?"TobyMac 

References

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  1. ^ "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything". Bomb Report. October 14, 2019. Archived from the original on April 27, 2023. Retrieved April 27, 2023.
  2. ^ "The Pirates Who Don't do Anything". Archived from the original on February 24, 2023. Retrieved February 24, 2023.
  3. ^ a b Hetherington, Janet (January 11, 2008). "Seriously Silly: 'The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything'". Animation World Network. Archived from the original on October 8, 2019. Retrieved October 8, 2019.
  4. ^ "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie (2008)". Rotten Tomatoes. Fandango. Archived from the original on May 7, 2024. Retrieved April 25, 2019.
  5. ^ "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie Reviews". Metacritic. CBS Interactive. Archived from the original on September 22, 2020. Retrieved April 25, 2019.
  6. ^ The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie, Box Office, IMDb
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