Actual quote: "I'm a 13 year old food slut with an expensive palate. So for my 13th birthday I insisted that me and my dad should go to the FL."
Call me a sexist, but how is this girl ever going to get married if she's that expensive already?
Man, I remember vomiting up an expensive steak after some cheap tequila. That did not feel good at all.
Underage girls and their dads can both enjoy a little of the FL.
You should vomit at the restaurant so you can demand not to be billed.
1: I'm afraid I'm going to have to take the bait: Some of us gals actually pay our own way in life, you big sexist troll.
6: you're saying the thirteen-year-old paid the thousand dollar bill?
She makes a killing at her lemonade stand.
You should vomit at the restaurant so you can demand not to be billed.
Hey, I returned your food to you, didn't I? Oh, and look, there's something from lunch—you're making money on this deal.
The 13-year-old in question is a boy, and needs to be beaten. I take solace in this: "Cole has no friends."
The 13-year-old is also suspected of misusing the word "grandiose," though I certainly admit that a meal costing $1,000 could well be grandiose.
Chopper's right on all counts. What a little jackass.
Not only that, the 13-year-old misspells words, uses the word "rez", says "me and my dad" instead of "my dad and I", writes "uve" instead of "you've", and probably commits various other crimes against decency and good taste in his spare time.
Mocking a spoiled thirteen-year-old? You people are even worse than Barack Obama.
w-lfs-n, click on his photo to see why he needs a good ass-kicking, even apart from his language crimes.
What he does with my sister is their own affair, SK.
I can agree with:
the only complaint i have is.....the service...... too good, I mean the servers are made to taLK in a looooooooooooooo voice to make the mood more "relaxed" calm the fuck down tk. JC. its just overkill
As well as his favorite movie.
I hate to say it, but that guy has a future here.
I really, really enjoy saying "I hate to say this". Doesn't everyone?
I hate to say this, John, but I disagree there.
I hate to say this, but w-lfs-n really does give a better blowjob than Labs.
21: Well, be fair. Labs' legs are just too long to perch on a toilet seat successfully.
I hate to say this, apo, but only in America would that kind of excuse making be tolerated.
Perhaps Ogged should "friend" Co/dy and invite him over with his midget porn.
She makes a killing at her lemonade stand.
Eliot Spitzer is a regular customer.
I hate to say this, ogged, but the sexist implications of saying "I hate to say this" are well-known in feminist circles.
I hate to say this, apo, but nothing makes feminists want to sleep with you more than veering unpredictably from sexism to earnest pro-feminism.
Only in America can you find a hamburger that will satisfy a feminist.
"hamburger" s/b "giant penis", of course.
It was worth it...I guess. But i don't plan to return. The staff sang "happy birthday" to not one, but two different parties. Tacky. What is this TGIFrench Laundry??
I hate to say that I can think of nothing to say to this, except this.
32: Completely unacceptable, unless they sang it in French.
Sweet Butter Poached Maine Lobster Mitts
Now that's getting tad esoteric.
The little punk also didn't appreciate his quince sorbet.
32: Completely unacceptable, unless they sang it in French.
It's a positional status service to all customers: you wouldn't think it possible to go to the French Laundry, pay your money for dinner, and come away with the self-righteously satisfied feeling that it was really tacky -- but in fact it's all part of the carefully crafted experience.
It's unclear to me whether "hold it" bears the same meaning as with going to the bathroom or it means that any vomiting stemming from this incident is prohibited. If the latter, that seems a little harsh.
Wow, his review of Blue Plate (just a few blocks from my house!) is awesome.
Frightening. I hate to say this, but Ogged said something scary in 27.
Says the profile of Co/le:
When I'm Not Yelping... I'm having a threesome with your gf and sister.Why You Should Read My Reviews
I fuck your relatives and review them.
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Cole has no friends.
So very very sweet.
I hate to say this, but for a while there this thread was old-school funny Unfogged.